That business at the bank was just the beginning
Dr. Important: why do all these patients families keep calling my cell phone? How did they get my cell number? Who could have done this?
Me: I think I saw your number posted in the ladies room.
Dr. Important: blank stare
Me: Oh, you aren't ready for jokes yet.
Me: well, she didn't penetrate, but there was a change in the barium column along the....well that funky area.
Dr. Radiology: Blank stare
Me: That's the new medical term they are using, I think, "That funky area."
Dr. Radiology (a good sport): I see.
Scene...a pregnant me walking down the hall with a now revealed belly...
P.A. Niceguy: oh, I didn't know you were expecting
Me: What? No, I've just been eating a lot of pasta lately.
PA Niceguy: blank stare, awkward silence.
Me (only because I really like him): Just kidding, I am super pregnant.
PA Niceguy: total relief and laughter.
this last one is my new favorite trick. so mean, but such payoff!!
stay tuned...we're going back to the bank tomorrow... and I can't seem to stop. This freedom is intoxicating.
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