Being knocked up is a whole lot like being drunk. Think about it....
Food: it either makes you puke or it is the Best Thing you EVER Tasted and you need a LOT of it.
Country music: It makes you weep, nay, sob....or it makes you feel reeeal perty and kinda sexy.
Driving: you may nod off, you will be easily distracted
Pee: two times in life I have wanted to pee in an alleyway. Once I was drunk The other time I was pregnant.
I did it both times. Also, there was that incident at Burger King of which we do not speak.
Sleep: You know how when you drink too much you "fall asleep" so quickly (I think they might call it passing out.) Same when you are pregnant.
Flatulence: need I say more?
Recall: wait, what was I just saying?
Emotional State: When in your life have you started crying, laughing, hitting people, yelling within moments of the preceding emotion? A the bar....or when you are pregnant. Ask my hubs. I may have hit him in the car. not hard though, that's abuse. I may have been laughing about 3 seconds beforehand. It may have all been about a song I didn't like on the radio. Obviously not country because then I would have been crying or horny. Do you think he saw it coming? he did not.
"I did it both times." This is why I adore you.
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